SAYINGS
Here are some sayings my sister Sarah and I thought
were cool.
Popeye's motto: I am what I am and
that's all that I am.
The grass may look greaner on the other
side, but you still have to mow it.
A person's true character is revealed
by what he does when noone is watching.
If you don't stand for something, you'll
fall for anything.
It is better to be silent and be considered
a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
A drowning man does not complain about
the size of the life preserver.
If I could give you anything in the
world...I would still give you my heart.
You've got to kiss alot of frogs before
you meet your handsome prince.
All of my wishes and all of my dreams
are beginning to come true in you.
I'll always want you in my life, I'll
always keep you in my heart...I'll always need you by my side.
With all my heart I love you.
Not only do I remember all the reasons
I fell in love with you; I have found so many new reasons to
love you even more.
True love does not care for the passing
of time...for time cannot change the true meaning of love.
How blessed I am that I can walk beside
you, lean upon you, and live within the warmth of your love.
Wherever I go, whatever I do, I carry
a little part of you with me right here in the center my heart.
It's all right letting yourself go,
as long as you can get yourself back
Some people come into our lives and
quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our
hearts. And we are never, ever the same.
If you judge people you have no time
to love them.
"There's the people you've known
forever. Who like...know you...in this way. That other people
can't. Because they've seen you change. They've let you change.
All you need is love.
First say to yourself what you would
be; and then do what you have to do.
There are always two choices, two
paths to take. One is easy, and its only reward is that its easy.
To give pleasure to a single heart
by a single act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.
You were born with wings. Why prefer
to crawl through life?
Although the world is full of suffering,
it is also full of the overcoming of it.
Through eyes of love all things will
take on new meaning.
My mom likes this one:
Mothers of teenagers know why animals
eat their young.
These are just things to think about: (They were from
a magazine.)
Are fish ticklish?
Why do donuts have holes?
Why are yawns contagious?
If silence is golden, then what is
noise?
Why do we freeze ice in cubes?
Can animals be left-handed?
Why is 13 supposed to be an unluckly
number?
Why do we drive on Parkways and park
on Driveways?
Why doesn't super glue stick to the
tube?
How do scuba divers sneeze?
What is the sparkly stuff in sidewalks?
Why do 24-hour stores have locks?
If we are made of mostly water, why
don't we evaporate?
Why is it so hard to remember dreams?
Why can eating ice cream give you
a headache?
Why is a tomato really a fruit?
What does the tooth fairy do with
all those teeth?
Why do we "take" showers
but never bring them anywere?
Here are some other things that I got though an E-Mail:
Did you ever notice when you blow
in a dog's face he gets mad at you but you take him in a car
he sticks his head out the window.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy:
No pain, no pain.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into
a cab together without arguing, a bank robery has just taken
place.
I have six locks on my door all in
a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter
how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always
locking three.
Ever wonder if illiterate people get
the full effect of alphabet soup?
The statistics on sanity are that
one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are
all okay, then it's you.
Why does Sea World have a seafood
restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize,
Oh my...I could be eating a slow learner.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going
slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you
is a maniac.
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